1. How do I tie it? I know I fold the two "wings" back from the sides, but then what do I do with the ties? Pass them around the front and then around back again, and tie them in back?
2. I've never been married. I assume that means I can't wear the apron under any circumstances (even if it does look better for a woman of my age and size to wear an apron). Is that right?
3. [Embarrassing question removed, since it's now irrelevant.]
Thanks for your advice!